I’ve deleted my gmail account because it was just rampantly filling up with spam and frankly I dislike the thought of having to read another yammering email from mouth breathing lunatics. So firstname.lastname@example.org doesn’t exist. Knowing my luck one of my fans (re: joe-job lunatics) will create the account and start spreading all sorts of whatever like I give a rats ass. Get out of my face. If you want to contact me, do the next best thing, don’t.